I passed my Swedish course! I fucking did it! And all it took was getting up at the ass crack of dawn two times a week for six months and humiliating myself in front of people who were way better in Swedish than I. It all paid off! I got 5 shiny credits for my suffering and never again shall I need to study Swedish again. NEVER!

Four more essays and I have completed my second year at the Uni. Go me!

The sky doesn't turn black anymore at night. It's just dark blue. I kinda miss proper darkness but then again can't wait for it to be light outside almost 24/7. Makes stumbling in forests in the middle of night a whole lot easier when you can see where the fuck you're going. Trust me on this.

But now I need to start writing those essays or continue packing either or I need to do something. In less than a week I'm leaving for my parents' for the summer and this shit needs to be done by then. I'm so not looking forwards to summer, I hate working and living home again. I'd much rather study. Oh well, I have almost the entire August off so I think I'll manage. Plus, MONEY! I save it since I'm eating at home and get paid to work. So, YAY MONEY!

I'm moving. To my very own place. I have it. All. To. Myself. All I can say to that is OMFGYAY!

Oh, Eddie will move there with me, of course, can't leave my little doggie behind. But still no other people. NONE. Although I hardly count as a person, so it's gonna be a proper zoo! And I'm gonna love every fucking second of it!

Also, I've learned a valuable lesson. Whining works. I went and whined and looked pathetic (which I always do, so I didn't even have to work on that) and it worked. I'm really pretty sure that whining got me this new shiny apartment. Go me!

Also, did I mention that I'm gonna be living on my own? No? Well I am! Hahaa!


All I have to do is endure the summer living with my folks and then it's gonna be just me and Eddie and we'll run around nekkid all day and night. And I'll stop now before the details get too disturbing for you.

But good GOD look at this!

( JARED!!! )


Also, NIPPLE!

*iz dead*

I made this post basicly to cover my ass. Or I would if there actually was anything big enough to do that... Anyhoo!


Just in case I forgot to reply to someone's post or thank anyone in some other way:

Thanks to all my friends, real and imaginery, who wished me a happy birthday.
We appreaciate it. Especially the gifts.


*hands out cookies, not the yummy ones aliaspunahilkka made for me but still cookies*


So, thank you all. I may or may not love you just the tiniest bit.

My ever so exciting and uplifting essay on the capital punishment/death penalty/we just wanna murder you for fun/shame public lynchings are illegal these days/run out of euphemisms has changed its name from Death to almost as cheery, I Kill You!. Sadly, that's about as much progress as I've made with it. I still hate it. The essay and the topic. But the new name makes me happy because I shamelessly ripped it off from Jeff Dunham.

You should all watch this because it is teh Funny:


Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist


I KILL YOU!

Ihhihii! It is still funny! *is easily amused*

People sadden and dissapoint me.

And make me really, really want to bitch slap their stupid faces.

I have learned that people are idiots. I just can't fathom the need they have to constantly prove it to the world.

I'm completely traumatized by an exam I had today. I don't think I have ever run out of time in an exam before. And today I did. And I wrote fast and sucked hard.

Luckily I came home to my lovely flist and found this:



and this (no, I didn't crop it but I approve since I'm a big perv):



God! First the song, TEH SONG and the voice and OH ME GOD! And then these. There's only so much a little fangirl can take. And I still want more!

*iz dead* *and miraculously still horny*

I spend the Easter with my family and it was all in all more fun than I expected. And didn't even drive me insane or anything, go figure.

And talking about driving, I was supposed to drive back to Joensuu yesterday but the weather was so bad that I was kinda scared for my life. And my little doggie's life, so I ended up staying home for a couple more days. I'm missing Uni but I think I'll live. Hah. You know, since I'm not going to crash my car 'cause I'll be actually able to see something tomorrow. Me hopes. Me so funny.

Also just because



I need to live because I want to see more of that. And I will! In less than a month. Which reminds me that I'm also gonna turn yet another year older before we get a new, shiny ep of Supernatural. *le sigh* Me still wants it.

( SPOILERS for Supernatural 3x11 )

Comment and I'll give you a letter; then you have to list 10 things you love that begin with that letter. Afterwards, post this in your journal, and give out some letters of your own.
tabularassa Gave me the letter T

( T is for Tiny Tits )

Snagged from lasamy
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions. Totally cheating, you dirty bitches cheaters.

1. And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.
2. Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free. Love Actually guessed by figothestar
3. Beethoven had his critics too see if you can name three of them.
4. You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
5. I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one.
6. We are supposed to be righteous. That's a beautiful thing. And we're losing it. If I lose that, that's everything. That's my soul.
7. I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy! Finding Nemo guessed by elarcoiris
8. Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.
9. Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.
10. Don't go where I cannot follow. LotR - Return of the King by figothestar
11. You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters. from Pirates of the Caribbean, guessed by lasamy
12. Your body's dying. Pay no attention, it happens to us all. Interview with the Vampire by figothestar
13. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
14. You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it. Edward Scissorhands guessed by aman0n
15. Do you know why you're afraid when you're alone? I do. I do.