Total Jensen whore

8 Alexander Skarsgård/Eric Northman Icons

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:12:12 GMT

The rules:
1. If you take, please tell
2. and credit me.
3. Hotlinking is just plain rude.
4. Most of all, do NOT modify/alter/ change/mess with my icons in any way or form.
Textless icons are not bases.

Teasers:

1. 2. 3.

4. 5. 6.
7. 8.

I rock

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:24:11 GMT

Remember how I was panicking yesterday about handing in my BA Thesis? Well, I also had to make an abstract of it in Finnish that I handed in as well. It didn't take long before I got an e-mail from my teacher saying that I actually managed to misspell the Finnish word for BA Thesis. *head desk*

I think I've just managed to lower the expectations of everyone involved so that if I actually manage to spell a word, or even two, correctly in the Immaturity Test, they're going to be super impressed... Luckily though, I'm done being all nervous and panicky about the whole thing and am now just throughoutly impressed with my mad Finnish skillz.

Ugh...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:31:33 GMT

I finally did it.

I just send the final version of my BA Thesis to my teacher. And now I feel kinda empty but also curiously petrified at the same time. Fun times.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go and throw up before I choke on my overwhelming sense of panic.

To Alejandra

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:00:42 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAMI!!!

*MUCHOS BESOS*

Telly

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 22:51:42 GMT

I'm a huge TV whore who likes vampires and saw this pic:

So it's more than natural that I checked Vampire Diaries out. It was kinda shit. Surprise, surprise. Still, I won't be too surprised if I find myself watching it again next week because that is one hot pic! Don't judge me!

The good thing about watching the throughoutly dissapointing Vampire Diaries is that it yet again reminded me of a much more promising tv vampire show that I still haven't watched. Fuck knows why. I just finished watching the first ep of True Blood and thank fuck, it was SO MUCH BETTER! Plus here there be SEX and NUDITY and HOTNESS. So yeah. It made me happy in all the ways that count. Although the main title sequence thingy was all kinds of disturbing. But the music in the show was kick ass. Unlike in Vampire Diaries where I did like some of the songs they used but they didn't seem to fit very well.

Oh! And I absolutely love the new title htingie in Supernatural! Also, SPN IS BACK! YAY!!! And Dean is still hot! And Sammy's hair wasn't too bad. That is all.

Torchwood day 5

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:24:01 GMT

Ok, I'm all kinds of depressed now. And sad. And kinda outraged because this just won't do!

I started watching new new episode with hope and enthusiasm but as it got closer and closer to the end I got more and more depressed as I realized not only are they really not going to bring Ianto back but also kill Jack's grandson and make his daughter hate him leaving him all alone in the world which also makes me sad and no, this sentence is never going to end...

I wanted some hot boy on boy action and there wasn't almost any. And everyone just ended up dead or sad. I'm not happy, not happy at all. :(

Torchwood day 4

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:36:30 GMT

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

THEY CAN'T FUCKING KILL IANTO!!!

Just fucking hell no...

EEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TORCHWOOD!!!!!

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:36:44 GMT

SQUEE!!!! Torchwood's finally back!

And the first ep was just brilliant! Can't wait for the next episode tomorrow!

Also, boykissing. Really damn hot boykissing! As if there's any other kinds but still :P

All in all just YAY! I'm in no way coherent at the moment and I know this post doesn't really say anything but I just don't care because TORCHWOOD IS BLOODY BACK!!!

Note to self: must beg, borrow or steal a Torchwood related icon somewhere. Preferably a nice slashy Janto one.

IRELAND

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:32:02 GMT

I'm going to visit IRELAND!!!

Sure I have to suffer through two months of working at my shitty job but then I'm off! To the land of Guinness and clovers and cute accents! So yay!

That is all for now. :)

Unless someone has some helpful tips about Ireland (especially Dublin since that's where I'm heading) of what to do and what not to do. So far I have gathered that I need to drink lots of Guinness but that's about it :)

Random bitching about summer

Sat, 02 May 2009 21:41:49 GMT

It's official. The summer has begun. I just killed my first mosquito of the season. And that fucker didn’t even sting me first so hah! I am victorious! (So far anyways...) Also, most of the snow has finally melted and the sun has actually been shining every now and then so YAY! And the day is almost 17 hours long which feels fucking amazing.

Plus I don’t have any more classes or exams left which isn’t too bad either :) I only have to write my BA thesis and then I’m done for the year... Which means I then have the questionable honor of going back home for three months. Well, at least I have my own room which is nice and I get to see everyone but I’d rather just stay in my flat for the summer.

I usually work the whole summer but not this time unless I manage to find myself a new job since my current place of employment isn't able to offer me enough hours. They are talking about 15 hours a week for 6 weeks which isn’t even enough to cover my rent for the summer let alone enough for me to put some money away for the next year. I have applied for what feels like a million of different jobs but no one even wants me to come in for an interview so it doesn’t look very promising. Just makes me feel like a such a loser.

So, I’m going to be broke, bored and covered in mosquito bites. All in all summer doesn’t look too appealing at the moment...

This ain't gonna be pretty...

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:11:26 GMT

I hate people. So fucking much right now. Well, especially one dick wad that felt he should share his retarder views on gay adoption with the rest of the world. I think he tried to break the world record of being every kind of stupid there possibly is and then some that haven’t even been invented yet.

He surprisingly started off by saying how a child should have both a mother and a father. Again, this fucker totally ignored the fact that it’s legal for single parents to adopt and no one’s protesting against that.

Secondly, children who are adopted by gay families are traumatized. But! The actual adoption doesn’t cause this alleged trauma (this is my poor attempt at translating the idiot’s writing but the ideas there, I hope…): “The right to adopt causes trauma if gay families become an acceptable way of living in our society.”

It apparently only traumatizes children IF society at large will accept gay adoption. So by being a close minded, bible thumbing hypocrite who opposes gay adoption, you are protecting kids from being scarred for life! Acceptance is what harms them. Good to know. (Yeah, I know this isn’t what the little twat meant but that’s what he wrote)

Also, he acknowledges that people are different and it is not a sin to be a homosexual, in fact, it’s natural. But sexual relationships between two people of the same sex are still wrong. All I can say is WHAT!? WHY!? It’s not a sin to be gay as long as you don’t ever have sex!? I completely fail to see the logic here.

And he finishes by saying that he has nothing against gay people. On the contrary, many of them are quite cute (and he didn't even use the Finnish word for 'cute' but something that is even more belittling) CUTE!? Could you be any more condescending you fucking ignorant cunt!

Music meme

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 21:55:53 GMT

1. Reply to this post and I'll assign you a letter.
2. List (and upload, if you feel like it) 5 songs that start with that letter.
3. Post them to your journal with these instructions.

tabularassa gave me an S for sex-ass, because that's what I am. I'm a sex-ass. Deal with it.

Also, picking JUST five songs that start with an S is bloody hard! So I just picked 5 that I'm absolutely addicted on at the moment.

1. Shed Some Light by Shinedown.

2. Silent Lucidity by Queensrÿche

3. Sing for Absolution by Muse

4. Song to Say Goodbye by Placebo

5. San Francisco by Scott McKenzie

Also, I would like to point out that they have released a new, proper trailer for season 3 of TORCHWOOD and there was BOYKISSING! And I'm SO FREAKING EXCITED! I also know that I have to wait for ever for the season to air but at the moment I DON'T CARE! BECAUSE THERE WAS BOYKISSING! AND IT MADE ME HAPPY! AND YES I'M SAD BUT I DON'T CARE! BECAUSE BOYKISSING!

And I'm done.

WHEE! TORCHWOOD!!! *retarted seal clap*

Hmmm... I really need to make myself a nice Torchwood, Janto icon. Yes I do.

As tabularassa ever so eloquently put it: DO ME

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:02:45 GMT

Pick one word from each pair that you think describes me the best and leave it in the comments. Then copy this and post it in your own journal to see how your friends view you.

* dominant or submissive
* logical or intuitive
* social or loner
* kinky or vanilla
* cute or sophisticated
* kitten or puppy
* warm flannel sheets or sleek satin
* leader or follower
* quiet or talkative
* spontaneous or planned
* teddy bear or porcelain doll
* hiking or window shopping
* tequila or vodka
* top or bottom
* bare foot or shoes
* jeans or slacks
* tender or rough
* aware or dreamy
* nerd or jock
* brains or brawn
* common sense or book smarts

SQUEE post! (plus some random shit)

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:07:18 GMT

I might have squeed. A lot. And then some more. Because how fricking cool was that!? Good old classic demons versus angels show down!

Plus sex in the back seat of the Impala. I've been waiting for that to happen for so long. I even forgive the fact that it wasn't between SamnDean. Almost anyway. :P

Also, Dean still breaks my heart. A lot. Oh Dean. *snuggles him*

I've been watching WAY too much tv lately. I mean even more than I usually do. I watched 4 seasons of Doctor Who and both seasons of Torchwood in like less than 3 weeks. And it's all John Barrowman's fault! Oh, yes it is! He goes around being this big damn sexy man whore with a truly fantastic arse, turning me into a pathetic fangirl. I'm powerless to stop it. I think I need help. Seriously.

Also, anyone know anything about bed-buying? Anyone care to accompany me to bed hunting? And then help me break it in? *tries to wiggle her eyebrows* Damn, it's harder than I thought it'd be...

Suppanatural 4x05

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:03:53 GMT

This ep was exactly what I needed.

Thank fuck for it.

Amen.

Fuckity fuck fuck

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:26:59 GMT

In other words life sucks.

And blows. And not in a good way either.

Which kinda sucks and blows even more. Yeah.

Although! Christian Kane makes me all kinds of happy. And horny. Not necessarily in that order. You wanna know what makes me even happier? Him saying 'son' and I have no idea why. It's like Papa Winchester saying 'boys'. The sexy kinda Southern twang thingie. Me likes. Mmmmhmm.

Oh! I need to have Kane and Daddy icons! Oh yes I do! And more icon slots or whatever. I need to be making icons. Yes I do! Thank you for agreeing with me. You're awfully kind.

I really should go to bed. I've gotta get up in less than 6 hours but fuck it. I can't sleep. Anyone wanna hit me over the head with something heavy? Goodie. I'll be waiting.

People disgust me

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 16:20:19 GMT

No, I’m not complaining about people just because I have had to put up with stupid customers all summer but let me tell you how I truly hate working. Although it hasn’t helped my antisocial tendencies at all.

Anyways, back to why I decided to take time to break my almost two month silence (I’m sorry I haven’t commented much on anyone’s journal but it’s because I haven’t been around much at all and I have no idea what’s going on in LJ land…) I just need to rant a bit about how disgusting people can be. I just came home from taking my friend to the train station and we saw ambulances and fire trucks and what not on the way. I found out why on my way back. Someone had had an accident and police was diverting the traffic and all that. The disgusting part comes next.

People were blocking the fucking roads in order to see the gore and mayhem on the street. They had turned someone’s horrible accident into a spectator sport. I find that so fucking disgusting and sad that I have no words to describe it. I can only imagine myself lying on the road, bleeding to death and people would gather around to see it. How fucked up is that? Don’t they have anything better to do than entertain themselves watching someone else’s worst, or maybe last, day on this miserable planet? Maybe it’s just me since I don’t even like watching the news because it’s all about how people are getting fucked and I really don’t want to see that. This world just makes me really sad sometimes…

Someone please restore my faith in humanity if you can.

OMG YAY!

Sat, 03 May 2008 09:30:55 GMT

I passed my Swedish course! I fucking did it! And all it took was getting up at the ass crack of dawn two times a week for six months and humiliating myself in front of people who were way better in Swedish than I. It all paid off! I got 5 shiny credits for my suffering and never again shall I need to study Swedish again. NEVER!

Four more essays and I have completed my second year at the Uni. Go me!

The sky doesn't turn black anymore at night. It's just dark blue. I kinda miss proper darkness but then again can't wait for it to be light outside almost 24/7. Makes stumbling in forests in the middle of night a whole lot easier when you can see where the fuck you're going. Trust me on this.

But now I need to start writing those essays or continue packing either or I need to do something. In less than a week I'm leaving for my parents' for the summer and this shit needs to be done by then. I'm so not looking forwards to summer, I hate working and living home again. I'd much rather study. Oh well, I have almost the entire August off so I think I'll manage. Plus, MONEY! I save it since I'm eating at home and get paid to work. So, YAY MONEY!

YAY!

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:54:45 GMT

I'm moving. To my very own place. I have it. All. To. Myself. All I can say to that is OMFGYAY!

Oh, Eddie will move there with me, of course, can't leave my little doggie behind. But still no other people. NONE. Although I hardly count as a person, so it's gonna be a proper zoo! And I'm gonna love every fucking second of it!

Also, I've learned a valuable lesson. Whining works. I went and whined and looked pathetic (which I always do, so I didn't even have to work on that) and it worked. I'm really pretty sure that whining got me this new shiny apartment. Go me!

Also, did I mention that I'm gonna be living on my own? No? Well I am! Hahaa!

All I have to do is endure the summer living with my folks and then it's gonna be just me and Eddie and we'll run around nekkid all day and night. And I'll stop now before the details get too disturbing for you.

Still a Jensen girl, still a Jensen girl, still a Jensen girl...

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:47:29 GMT

But good GOD look at this!

It's so shiny and big and hot and big and new and shiny and hot and huge and me is happy now:

Also, NIPPLE!

*iz dead*

Me, me, me

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:16:19 GMT

I made this post basicly to cover my ass. Or I would if there actually was anything big enough to do that... Anyhoo!

Just in case I forgot to reply to someone's post or thank anyone in some other way:

Thanks to all my friends, real and imaginery, who wished me a happy birthday.
We appreaciate it. Especially the gifts.

*hands out cookies, not the yummy ones aliaspunahilkka made for me but still cookies*

So, thank you all. I may or may not love you just the tiniest bit.

Knock, knock...

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:19:15 GMT

My ever so exciting and uplifting essay on the capital punishment/death penalty/we just wanna murder you for fun/shame public lynchings are illegal these days/run out of euphemisms has changed its name from Death to almost as cheery, I Kill You!. Sadly, that's about as much progress as I've made with it. I still hate it. The essay and the topic. But the new name makes me happy because I shamelessly ripped it off from Jeff Dunham.

You should all watch this because it is teh Funny:

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

I KILL YOU!

Ihhihii! It is still funny! *is easily amused*

Demons I get, people are just crazy

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:44:09 GMT

People sadden and dissapoint me.

And make me really, really want to bitch slap their stupid faces.

I have learned that people are idiots. I just can't fathom the need they have to constantly prove it to the world.

The God of Scruff

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:21:34 GMT

I'm completely traumatized by an exam I had today. I don't think I have ever run out of time in an exam before. And today I did. And I wrote fast and sucked hard.

Luckily I came home to my lovely flist and found this:

and this (no, I didn't crop it but I approve since I'm a big perv):

God! First the song, TEH SONG and the voice and OH ME GOD! And then these. There's only so much a little fangirl can take. And I still want more!

*iz dead* *and miraculously still horny*

Quickie

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:40:50 GMT

I spend the Easter with my family and it was all in all more fun than I expected. And didn't even drive me insane or anything, go figure.

And talking about driving, I was supposed to drive back to Joensuu yesterday but the weather was so bad that I was kinda scared for my life. And my little doggie's life, so I ended up staying home for a couple more days. I'm missing Uni but I think I'll live. Hah. You know, since I'm not going to crash my car 'cause I'll be actually able to see something tomorrow. Me hopes. Me so funny.

Also just because

I need to live because I want to see more of that. And I will! In less than a month. Which reminds me that I'm also gonna turn yet another year older before we get a new, shiny ep of Supernatural. *le sigh* Me still wants it.